i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Someone shattered a urinal.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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