I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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