We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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