Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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