It's like God shit irony all over that family
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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