ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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