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say what?
wanna hang out?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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