So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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