The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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