But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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