Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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