Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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