Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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