what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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