They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My life is pants optional.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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