he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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