Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
