I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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