I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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