I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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