All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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