whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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