I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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