Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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