i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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