Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
