You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
