eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Green mimosas i think yes
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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