well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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