I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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