everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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