i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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