I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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