just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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