when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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