Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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