I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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