My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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