okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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