Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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