This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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