Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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