So drunk its hurt
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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