I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you didnt know i had herpes?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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