she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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