oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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