shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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