Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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