Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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