He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
