The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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