3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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