there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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