So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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