The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
